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TWTW March 26th Through April 1st: April Fools - There's More

on April 03, 2018

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I used to be skinny

In this one I post embarrassing pictures of myself. So you have that to look forward to. I used to be skinny. Looking back at old pictures of me from only years ago I am so skinny and young. Exhibit 1: Circa spring 2005 160 lbs I then got fat. Exhibit 2: Spring 2012 212 lbs I have to admit the second photo was staged for maximum guttness. I'd never wear that shirt out in public and the camera angle is just right. So how did I get fat. Simple story really. I grew older, and slower, and ate too much horrible food. Over a four year period I gained fifty pounds. At one point a couple of years ago I became determined to lose the weight and get in shape. So I began working out fairly regularly. I did not as it were change my eating habits. After a workout I would convince myself it was ok to eat a tub of wings because I had just burned so many calories. The endeavor was not really successful. Without reducing the ...

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TWTW December 6th through the 16th: I Say Weird Things To A Man In A Hood

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